I believe some reviews before mine have described her – black, slender, toned body. She seemed to have adopted a permanent look of horror that you usually only see on older men one loss removed from suicide.Meanwhile I was waiting to catch the fat one snacking on Funyuns at the bar and the asian was NOT about to give up on her sales pitch directed at a very uninterested member of my party.The only normal-looking, attractive girl from the line up came over to my boyfriend and I and asked his permission to give me a lapdance. This girl was a Klonopin-Windex mess at best. My friends and I joked amongst ourselves as she stared, glassy-eyed, into the abyss, moving a rag in circles on her hands and knees, all of her movements in slow motion. The majority of my time at this club was spent feeling sorry for the girl cleaning the poles and floor.
There was also a brunette, plain jane and forgettable. “Ass so fat,” you… definitely want to steer clear of a lap dance, methinks. An overweight (and consequently oddly-shaped) black chick was there thumping around the stage in some sort of bored food coma, and reminded me of your quintessential, chunky, spoiled brat you see in movies, running around the house in her mother’s shoes or something. Pay for parking at the club.ġ000’s of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones? More like 1 beautiful girl and a handful of really atrocious broads SOMEHOW passing themselves off as strippers.Early on in my short-lived visit, the girls came to the stage as the dystopian announcer encouraged patrons to purchase a lap dance, which, not at all to my surprise, all of no one jumped at the offer.The line up consists of a visibly miserable 50 year old asian wearing what appeared to be a $15 piss-colored wig intended only for Cosplay parties (possibly a man) as well as 2 other generic but well below-average blondes in need of a hair appointment and a gym membership. Is it more expensive? Probably, but if there is one thing that I have learned in life, it’s that you get what you pay for, so if you want to see a strung out street walker in her 50’s set her purse of tampax and a rolled up tooter ten dollar bill throw her flabby flesh in your face for half off then roll your hoopty on out to the valley but if you want a nice young, tight ass all up in your smiling grill, drop a litte more and write home about something!OH, PS – TIP – Do not park on the street in that neighborhood, they will tow your ass gauranteed. When the lights come on or you see them in the parking lot they are still hot. If this is your first time at a strip bar, I’ll answer before you even ask, “No, not all strip places are this bad ass.” These girls are in tip top shape, models and hustlers, vixens, porn stars, you name it, the best of the best. I know I’m gonna get in trouble just for reviewing a strip, er, uh, gentlemen’s club, but I have to tell you, if you are looking for a great first experience at a strip club, look no further my friends and newbies of the 18 year old assortment, however, buyer BEWARE, once you come to Deja Vu it will ruin you for almost all other strip joints, so just know that.